Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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