I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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