Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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