they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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