You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
being pregnant is like rehab
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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