they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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