8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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