left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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