worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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