I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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