Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
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