Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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