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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".

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• (406): View more from Montana

  They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.

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