if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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