I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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