I hate your face
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
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White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
