Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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