I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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