I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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