redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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