I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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