my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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