Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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