At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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