We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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