the day after is always just damage control
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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