i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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