Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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