Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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