She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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