Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I have post one night stand depression
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