sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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