Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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