sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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