I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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