ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Two words: blizzard sex
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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