I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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