I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
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