i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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