For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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