the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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