I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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