Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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