We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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