I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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