why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
We smell like vodka and hangover
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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