Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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