id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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