I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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did i walk over a car last night?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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