Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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