He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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