i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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