Only a mothe r could love this liver
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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Swine flu is the new snow day.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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