Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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