Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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