I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?