Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way