call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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