Sponge bath it is.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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