We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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